Planet Earth like normal ass planet earth. OKay? You got it in your head. Okay. So its The Fuckin Earth but like billions of years ago when she was still a funny lil spinnin rock full of water and fire and dirt. and there was bacterium and shit swimmin about. Cool! Anyway aliens came and landed on that shit.
so i am 100% gonna make this shit sound like some kind of hideo kojima b plot but i got ideas. so heres the first idea. when you think aliens you think lil green or grey bitches with the fat noggins right? not those guys. these dudes do not have technology. They're as creature and as being as any other beast who roams the land. "But how did they get through space to land on earth?" simple. They aren't from a planet. They're actual giant wriggling worms of like, pure energy from the sun who can see the fourth dimension and shit. They are fucking massive. baby girl i am talking like the grown ass adults are the size of Actual Literal Land Mass Country Wales massive. they are wading around on earth like its a big puddle and they're havin a ball splashin around. They're also like crazy stupid magic bc i said so. Like, these idiots are made of energy so they dont really Need Lungs or whatever but theyre BIG okay.[Expand on this for them my dear.] #ff0000 is the color code for red.
okay so you see like these suckas are The First On Earth and a few decide to live here. but of course in order to live on any place you gotta adapt to that shit.
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